[Wait. Polar bear dogs? And cat deer? It isn't often that Mikazuki finds himself caught off guard, even less that he's faced with the same level of whimsical nonsense he likes to spout himself. Maybe this is payback for all those times he teased his friends...]

I'm sorry, do you mean those are quite commonplace to you? They sound like something that belongs with the likes of a jackalope. Or Shishi. [There might be another question showing up at any moment but look this is much more important.]